/* Am I A Pundit Now?: Kerry: King Of Competence

Monday, April 11, 2005

Kerry: King Of Competence

I received another email from John Kerry today! I have a feeling that someone, either as a joke or to enlighten me, signed me up to Kerry's email list. Well the joke is on them! I have squeezed a lot of entertainment value from these occasional Kerry gems deposited in my hotmail inbox. Today's theme? John Bolton is incompetent. Donald Rumsfeld is incompetent. Paul Wolfowitz is incompetent. John Kerry keeps trying the 'sheer repetition' strategy of saying something so often, that after a while even he begins to believe it. He did this often during the debates, by constantly stating that Bush was 'incompetent' and 'bungled' in Iraq. Kerry never did state specifically what was bungled in Iraq, simply leaving it to the listener to infer that, since things weren't going well in Iraq at the time, it must be due to incompetence. Kerry did say he had a mysterious secret 'plan' that would magically make the insurgency go away, fix Iraq's infrastructure overnight and make everyone's teeth bright, but I never saw what was in that 'plan' after the election. You didn't see it either? Imagine that. If Kerry really loves america, why is he keeping his magical plan to himself? A few lowlights from the hypercompetent Kerry:
As under secretary of state for arms control and international security for the past four years, Mr. Bolton has achieved little. In fact, we secured more nuclear materials in the two years before September 11th than in the two years after. North Korea and Iran are now burgeoning nuclear states." "Why retain and promote those who have failed to make America more safe and secure? Donald Rumsfeld has been a disaster as Secretary of Defense." "Deputy Defense Secretary Paul Wolfowitz has made repeated and serious miscalculations about the costs and risks America would face in Iraq. Yet now the Bush Administration wants us to believe he is the right person to lead the World Bank."
Yeah, Bush hired the Keystone Cops to be his administration. But, they did bring us Lebanese protest babes. That's gotta count for something.

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